4-yo on fairy tales:

"Once upon a time there was a Max and a Theo and a Mommy and a Daddy and they left the door open and allllllll of the cool air got out."

Glad at least one of our lectures is sticking.

2-yo on names:

From a very early age, Max has had a knack for coming up with the best names for his stuffed animals.

Small dog: Noodles

Weird giant squirrel holding a lollipop: Barbecue

Small baby doll in a pink dress: Doug

I can't wait to meet my future grandchildren.

Toodles! TLO