4-yo on fairy tales:
"Once upon a time there was a Max and a Theo and a Mommy and a Daddy and they left the door open and allllllll of the cool air got out."
Glad at least one of our lectures is sticking.
2-yo on names:
From a very early age, Max has had a knack for coming up with the best names for his stuffed animals.
Small dog: Noodles
Weird giant squirrel holding a lollipop: Barbecue
Small baby doll in a pink dress: Doug
I can't wait to meet my future grandchildren.