I am not one to wear button-up shirts very often. They just don't fit right. Has anyone actually figured out how to prevent the spaces between the buttons from puckering? Yes, decades ago, you say? Well this is news to me and I prefer to keep my arms crossed all day ... tug on my shirt all day ... eighty-six them from my wardrobe entirely.

That said, I do have one button-up shirt from Goodwill that I love. I think it's because it reminds me of neopolitan ice cream (I'm not very complicated). I wore it this week to work and I present to you this selfie, taken using the timer whilst balancing my phone on top of a water bottle. #worstmillenial